Dog Wisdom

  • If  there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where  they went.
    - Will  Rogers

  • Anybody  who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a  dog.

  • You  can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a  look that
    says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of  that!'
     - Dave Barry

  • Dogs  are not our whole life, but they make our lives  whole.
     - Roger  Caras

  • I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
        - Will Rogers

  • Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall
    Street and the railroads.
        - Harry S Truman

  • If  you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your  pocket and
    then give him only two of them.

  • We  give dogs the time we can spare, space we can spare and love we  can
    spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best  deal man has ever

  • A  dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves  himself.

  • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
    - A. Rooney

  • If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.


Before Showing My Dogs, I:

~ Never had to fix liver for anything.

~ Lived in the city, had extra money, and thought I was insane.

~ Bought clothes for myself instead of dog shows.

~ Thought a tie was something a man wore around his neck.

~ Didn't own a pooper scooper, grooming table, 5 crates, or 4 exercise pens.

~ Thought a professional handler was an agent for a fighter.

~ Thought a major was an officer in the Army.

~ Would come home from a party at 4 am, not leave for dog show then.

~ Never worried about parasites or kennel cough.

~ Never owed a Vet a dime.

~ Had furniture without dog hair on it.

~ Didn't worry about dog shows or whelping calendars.

~ Had long hair and time to groom it.

~ Thought "in season" referred to the latest fashion.

~ Thought "bitch" was a swear word.

~ Didn't worry if my skirts had pockets.

~ Thought bait was used for fishing.

~ Thought politics took place only in Washington.

~ Thought a match was something used to light a fire.

~ Had a phone bill I could afford.

~ Thought if someone was "finished", he was six feet under.