Before Showing My Dogs, I:
~ Never had to fix liver for anything.
~ Lived in the city, had extra money, and thought I was insane.
~ Bought clothes for myself instead of dog shows.
~ Thought a tie was something a man wore around his neck.
~ Didn't own a pooper scooper, grooming table, 5 crates, or 4 exercise pens.
~ Thought a professional handler was an agent for a fighter.
~ Thought a major was an officer in the Army.
~ Would come home from a party at 4 am, not leave for dog show then.
~ Never worried about parasites or kennel cough.
~ Never owed a Vet a dime.
~ Had furniture without dog hair on it.
~ Didn't worry about dog shows or whelping calendars.
~ Had long hair and time to groom it.
~ Thought "in season" referred to the latest fashion.
~ Thought "bitch" was a swear word.
~ Didn't worry if my skirts had pockets.
~ Thought bait was used for fishing.
~ Thought politics took place only in Washington.
~ Thought a match was something used to light a fire.
~ Had a phone bill I could afford.
~ Thought if someone was "finished", he was six feet under.