Dog Wisdom

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went

Will Rogers

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

Will Rogers

Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.

Harry S Truman

We give dogs the time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

A. Rooney

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

Before Showing My Dogs, I: